I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She bit a glass in half.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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