hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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