no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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