i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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