dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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