Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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