He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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