at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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