I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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