I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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