I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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