you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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