it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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