Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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