hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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