normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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