Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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