normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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