Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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