Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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