he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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