I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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