I wanna bring you to show and tell
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
tell me about the eggs
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