Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just want nice things and good sex
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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