Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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