All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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