As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The power of my boobs compel you
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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