What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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