He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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