well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she looked like the before picture.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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