have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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