did you get engaged???
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think a kid would responsible me up
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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