just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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