Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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