Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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