Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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