I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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