rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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