Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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