We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Success! We fucked roommates!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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