help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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