she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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