Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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