She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
