i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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