Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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