At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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