new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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