i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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