Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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